Description: Never, in the history of mankind has it been such an ordeal for an innocent and righteous college student to rise from bed, look out the window, and decide to just fall back to sleep. This is the arduous tale of one such student in his quest for just a few more minutes of sleep. Will an alarm clock destroy his peaceful reverie or will he snooze the day away in beautiful triumph?!?!?! This, my friendly readers, is the greatest story ever told. Man versus Snooze!!!!! HUZZZAH!!!!!!!! *Insert Skyrim theme song*